J has *ahem* strongly suggested that I post this, so here it is:

The Fire Safety Oath:

On my honor, I will try: to serve {insert higher
power here} and the members of my chosen
community,
to be safe at all times,
and to live by the Fire Safety Law.


The Fire Safety Law

I will do my best to be:
Fearless and flammable,
Considerate and safe,
Educated and informed,
Responsible for what I say and do,
And to be aware of myself and those who are near
my flame,
Respect authority while I am in its presence,
Use fuel wisely,
Make the fire community a better place,
Be a friend to every fire-performer.

The Fire Safety Slogan:
Have a good burn daily.

(Courtesy of yours truly, except for those
passages that I completely jacked from the real
Girl Scout code of honor)

*evil grin*
Kristal